PEPETO COMEDY -LAUGH OUT

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PEPETO 7 IN 1 LAUGHING MOOD

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  1. How can u know PEPETO?
    He is the 1 that erases everything on his note when the teacher erases the board.

 

 

  1. TEACHER: How Many oranges will you have remaining when you give 2 out of 5 to Your friend.

PEPETO:             5, because I will not give any.

 

  1. TEACHER: Money and brain which will you go for.
    PEPETO:             I will go for money.
    TEACHER:          I will go for brain.
    PEPETO:             Well everyone will go for what they don’t

 

  1. PEPETO: Mama, mama I taught you said grand ma was dead.
    MAMA PEPETO: God punish you na your own mama go die.

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  1. TEACHER: A stupid person should stand up.
    PEPETO:             I will stand up.                                                                               TEACHER:          Pepeto so you are stupid?
    PEPETO:             No I can’t bear it seeing only u standing

 

  1. FATHER: My son always pray to be greater than me, if I work hard, try to work harder than

SON:                   Noooo o papa,                                                                                           FATHER:            Why?
SON:                   Father you are poor, I don’t want to be poorer than you.

 

  1. PEPETO: Daddy its February oh!
    FATHER:             So?
    PEPETO:             Won’t you buy our Christmas clothes?
    FATHER:             But its not yet Christmas
    PEPETO:           I know but u know our financial status now, I don’t want to  use my uniform for Christmas again oh!

 

 

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